Opposing Seksualiti Merdeka is sooooooo gay

by Brian Gomez, Nov 2, 2011

I believe the morons opposing Seksualiti Merdeka on the grounds that it "promotes the LGBT lifestyle" are really frustrated closet-homosexuals who can't come out because they are in public office or something. They can't be straight because they don't seem to know how most straight people think. They assume that:

1) A straight person will pass by Central Market while Seksualiti Merdeka is going on, see all the gay people and think Hey! That look's like fun! I think I'll go there!
2) While there, the LGBT Lifestyle will then be promoted to the straight person via, i don't know, leaflets or something. The straight person will read the leaflet, presumably featuring a headline in bold pink letters saying BE GAY NOW! and think Awesome! Where do I sign up?

I have been to Seksualiti Merdeka. I didn't become gay.

I have been to mosques, churches and temples. I didn't become religious (except during penalty kicks).

Presumably, Ibrahim Ali has been to school. He didn't become clever.

If you're confident in yourself and your beliefs (and your sexual orientation), no one can change that. So what are you afraid of?

Kata jantan.